Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Get Felt Up

It's Breast Cancer Awareness month, and my workplace is offering free mammograms for all its employees. You have to be 35 to take advantage of this, and strangely, I feel jipped. Why I'm sad that I don't need to worry about getting my breasts smashed until I think they're going to fall off, I don't know. But I still kind of am. Weird, right?

If you're over 35, remember to let someone feel your boobies this month. Someone qualified to do so. I mean, unless you really want to let someone off the street grope you.

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